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Undercover
Detective A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a
policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off." |
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Dump Cops A man was recently flying
to Accra. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate.
"I've got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?"
"I should let you know first that I am a policeman."
"That's OK. I'll tell it really slow!" |
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Police Brains A client of a hospital
where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.
The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain
belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a
policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000."
The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"
The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused." |
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Glazed Dougnuts A policeman pulls a
man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking
the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are
bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but
notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" |
How many cops does it take
to throw a man down the stairs?
None. He fell. |
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Naughty Wife I
Officer:
"I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." |
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Contact Lenses A policeman stops a
lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you
should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a
ticket!"
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