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Take a ride with the
Pope
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the
driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was
a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's
authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the
back.
They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a
policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to
headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.
The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."
Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."
The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the
President."
This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more
important than the President?!"
The policeman calmly wispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I
don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur." |
| Drunk Driver hits the
streets A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving
in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I
need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do
that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood
sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to
death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do
that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that." |
