Wanna be a Plumber

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
 

Unbelievable things Doctors said during Surgery

-Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
-Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?
-OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
-Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
-Come back with that! Bad Dog!