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Lawyer and Practical Jokes
Appeal Immediately A junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away
state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of
trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited
about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice
prevailed." Business time An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
Materialistic Lawyer A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"
Law School The professor of a
contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to
give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" Prohibited and Permitted In the Ghana, everything that is not prohibited by Law
...as pig is to Lawyer Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it. Money Lawyers
"I'm beginning to
think that my lawyer is too interested in making money."
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