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A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician's which was £100,000.
"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.
"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."

Mrs. Rawlings (Ghana's former first Lady) was on her way somewhere when she came across a little boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy "What kind of puppies are they?"
The boy replies, "They're NDC puppies, Ma'am." With this she smiles and walks off.
Later on that day she mentions to Mr. Rawlings about the boy and his puppies and suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around the house. The next week Mr. Rawlings was on his way to the Castle and saw the boy and his puppies.
He stops and asks the boy, "What kind of puppies are they?"
The boy replies, "They're NPP puppies, Sir."
"NPP puppies?" Rawlings asked. "Last week you told my wife they were NDC puppies."
The boy replied, "I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes."

Liquor Professor

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson

about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a

glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a

worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as

a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and

quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor

asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely

responded, "Drink whiskey and you wont get worms."