Professional Doctor - Part 1

Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop stealing things. Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a color TV!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir.

Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm...

D, D I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?

D, D I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?

D, D I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch.

D, D I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.

D, D I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.

D, D I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!