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To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
To the plumber, any liquid in the glass is potential income.
(With thanks to John Pettitt and Ed O'Connell)
It happens. Sometimes people just explode. Natural causes.
from Repo Man
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians
were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
-- John Wayne
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative
in creating the Internet"
--Al Gore
"Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is
infinite." "
- Dan Quayle
"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy
driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
- George Burns.
Dain bramaged
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
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