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"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less."
- Nicholas Murray Butler.
"Some people look at jerky and say, 'Why?' I look at jerky and say, 'Mmm!
Jerky!'.
In our view, everybody is a potential partner -- until they shoot at
us."
- AOL CEO Steve Case.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window
--Steve Wozniak
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore
always carry a small snake."
- W.C. Fields.
"When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're
going?"
- Douglas Gauck.
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
- J.P. Getty.
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an
important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
- Matt Groening.
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
- Joseph Heller (Catch 22).
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
- Benny Hill
In any
sufficiently large group of people, most are idiots.
--Kaa's Law
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